Monday, May 4, 2015

Upcoming Events: Monday, May 4th to Sunday, May 10th

All of May:

May Log-In Challenge

Log in on 15 seperate days during the month of May and receive 100 free pearls. Log in on 30 days and additionally receive a free one-month WhyPass.

Tuesday, May 5th, 3 PM WhyTime

Meet the Makers

Meet and chat with the city workers or Whyville in the Club Why chat room.

Thursday, May 7th, All Day

Triple the Clams Day, PlaneWorks Wing Fling

All day you earn triple the clams while playing PlaneWorks WingFling. WingFling is an easy game to earn clams, take advantage of this opportunity!

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Upcoming Events: Wednesday, April 22nd

All of April: April Log-In Challenge

Log in to your Whyville account on 15 separate days in April and receive 100 free pearls. Log in on 30 separate days and additionally receive a free 1 Month WhyPass.

Wednesday, April 22nd

All Day: Earth Day Globe Hunt

Happy Earth Day! Globes will be popping up in chatrooms all across Whyville. If you find the special golden globe, you'll win pearls!

5 PM: Live Trivia with coolethan

Coolethan will be at the Greek Theater to play a game of trivia, try your hand at winning the coveted Trivia Crown.




Thursday, April 16, 2015

Farewell Tesract

There comes a time in every City Worker's life when they must move on and away from this little town we call Whyville. They need to spread their wings and fly, do bigger and better things, and that time has come from one of our dearest City Workers, tesract.

Tesract announced yesterday on the BBS that he will no longer work full-time on Whyville. Many citizens expressed their grief at his depart. Tesract was a kind, dedicated CW, and he will be missed by many.


We will not stop learning, Tesract. So long, and you're welcome for all the fish.


It's okay to cry,
~Jelloroks

Sunday, April 12, 2015

Easter Egg Hunt Winners

Congratulations to the ten citizens who found rare green eggs during Whyville's Annual Easter Egg Hunt: RinAndLen, bestviola, p4rty, janis64, CandyPYT, sama2017, natnat10, vicmsntr, ibkosh, and moonphire.

Also congratulations to sama2017, 2004Champ, janis64, and cathris, who found the most eggs in total during the hunt. Each of the winners won 100 pearls.

Sunday, April 5, 2015

Upcoming Events: April 5th-April 12th

All Of April:

April Log-In Challenge

Log in on 15 seperate days in April, and you will receive 100 free pearls! Log in on 30 different days, and in addition to the pearls, you will also receive a free one-month why-pass!

Sunday, April 5th, All Day

Happy Easter!

Easter Egg Hunt

Find the rare green egg in chat, and win pearls!

Tuesday, April 7th, 3 PM WhyTime

Meet The Makers

Chat with the city workers and have your questions answered at the Club Why chat room.

Thursday, April 9th, All Day

Raven Island Triple the Clams Day

All day, earn triple the clams while playing the Raven Island trash pickup games.

Thursday, April 2, 2015

Whyville's Sweet 16 Birthday Party Pictures


Last weekend, Whyville celebrated it's sixteenth birthday with a special party at the Sportplatz. There was the classic voting system and the wishing well, and newer games like the clam cannon, musical chairs, and gift toss. You earned points for playing these games and voting for other citizens, and if you scored 256 points or more, you could collect a special gift bag!

In this game I had to stack presents on the platforms. If you stacked sixteen (all together, not including the ones that fell off) you were rewarded with a clam shower.

 I played one of my favourite games, the Wishing Well, where you unscramble words.

Musical Chairs was not a very popular game.

I won three scions in the gift toss game!


I scored over 256 points, and got my free gift bag which included:

A face factory voucher
128 pearls
512 Clams
and
A New Limited Edition Animated Face Part, this beautiful glowing candle

 MrCowboy was quite impressed.


Wondering why the weird numbers? 256 points, 128 pearls, and 512 clams? Could it be City Hall's phone number? Is she flirting with us? Could it be a secret code or riddle? Are they just random numbers? WILL WE EVER FIND OUT?! Stay tuned and the secret may be revealed.

That's all for now. Here's to another wonderful year on Whyville, and many more birthdays to come! Happy Birthday Whyville!

Saying Goodbye To Jelloroks

Yesterday, jelloroks passed away in a tragic car accident.  She was run over by George the Repo Man. She will no longer be writing on Whyville Insider. May she rest in peace...

April Fools!

Did you fall victim to this year's April Fools prank? Boo-hoo. Get it? Boo? Hahaha I'll leave now...:(


Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Sneak Peek: Upcoming Whyville Insider Articles

**WhyEat Challenge Tutorial
**WhyEat Live Tutorial
**Scions: Are They Worth It?
**Club Why: Is It Worth It?
**How Well Do You Know Whyville? Quiz

**Whyville's Highest Paying Games

**How to Ace the Y-mail Helper Test
**Event Coverage and Pictures
AND MORE! 


Stay tuned for more of everything Whyville, what you want and what you need!

~Jello

Sunday, March 29, 2015

Style Studio Etiquette

Remember way back when, when a hacker would ask "Can I give you a makeover?", and of course, you said "Yes!". Then the hackers asks for your password, and being the newbie you were, you willingly gave it up. Next thing you know, your clams, face parts, and possibly you're whole account, were gone. That all changed with the addition of the Style Studio where you can safely give and receive makeovers. Here are some tips on proper style studio etiquette.

Always Say "Please" and "Thank You"

Whether you're the stylist or style-ee manners are important. For the stylist, being nice attracts more customers and will get you good ratings. For the style-ee, good manners will make the stylist want to give you a great makeover, and you might even get better prices!

Clearly State Whether You Are Buying Parts or Would Like A Makeover

This will make the stylist's job so much easier, especially if the stylist only does makeovers or only sells. (This also, the stylist should explain.)

Use the Favourite Tool to Your Advantage

Choosing favourite parts helps the stylist immensely when giving a makeover. We're not mind-readers! If you favourite parts, there's no way you'll be dissatisfied with your makeover.

Make Sure You and The Stylist Agree to the Makeover/Price

Don't press "I'm happy with this look" before the stylist gives the go-ahead! The stylist may not be finished with the makeover, or you may have just unknowingly ran off with her rares (which is a big deal). If the stylist agrees to selling you her parts, then you can click and confirm your purchase.

Charge Accordingly

As a stylist, if you are only going to sell face parts, and not give an actual makeover, don't charge 300 clams for them to look at your parts! Think about it like this, you aren't expected to pay for window shopping! If you are giving makeovers, then you can charge more for your services.

Don't Scam

This is a big one. Don't try to scam people out of there face parts. Not only does it hurt the stylist, it hurts you. Word will get out, most likely on the BBS, and no one will want to give you a makeover again.

Give Fair Ratings

Don't rate your stylist 1 star because you didn't like her or her face parts. If you didn't like the makeover, ask for something else! Stylists are there to help, and a good stylist will be willing to re-do it if you ask nicely. There are very few times you should rate a stylist with one or two stars.

Pay The Stylist, Even if You Didn't Buy Anything

This is pretty self-explanatory. It's the least you could do. Pay the fee as a "thank you" for the stylist taking the time to style you.

As the style studio gets more and more popular, stylists must work harder than ever to please customers. Follow these tips to become a better style studio stylist or customer, and remember, tip your waitress! Er, I mean, stylist.

Monday, March 23, 2015

Free Scions?!

No, THIS IS NOT A JOKE! All those years of petitioning for "FREE SCIONS FOR EVERYONE!!!1!!" have finally paid off. Now you can win FREE SCIONS.

As you may know, March is Whyville's birthday month, and to add to the celebration, there is a new game where you can win free scions, even the special, out-of-commission Box Scions!. All you have to do is throw a present on top of a Scion, and you win that Scion.

Sound easy right? Well... not really. These presents work like projectiles. You have to get the angle and speed right for a present to land on a Scion. Need help? Check out this article on throwing projectiles.

I've already won two! So play and get your free Scions now! You can win one per every two days in the month of March.

Here's the link to the game:

www.whyville.net/smmk/bday/scionToss

Sunday, March 15, 2015

Upcoming Events: March 15th to March 22nd

All of March:

March Log In Challenge: Log in to your Whyville account on 15 separate days and win 100 pearls, log in on 30 separate days and you will also receive a one-month why-pass!

March is Whyville's birthday month! Whyville is turning 16 and to celebrate there will be 16 contests which are:

Most Clams Earned from Salary
Highest Star My Avatar Rating
Most Akbar's Sales
Most Popular Welcome Guides
Most Dedicated Y-mail Helpers
Top Clams Earned from Whyville Games
Top Clams Earned from Raven Island Games
Most Helpful to Distressed Avatars
Most Saves in Wilson City Rescue
Most Clams Earned from ACT Career Quest
Most Clams Earned from Project Tricho
Most Clams Earned from ACT Job Center Jobs
Most Clams Earned from BIOlympics
Most Clams Earned from Vampire Power
Most Clams Earned from Dragons
Most Unique Games Won in PlayMath

For each citizen who places in the top 10 of each category, they will receive 160 pearls and a special trophy. The top scorer in each category will also win a special limited edition face part.

March 15th

4 PM: Special Meet the Makers event with Times editor Amae at the Greek Theater

March 17th:

Happy Saint Patrick's Day!

All Day: Find a four leaf clover in a chatroom and you could win some pearls!
5 PM: Trivia with Coolethan at the Greek Theater

Tuesday, March 10, 2015

BIOlympics Tutorial

BIOlympics is one of Whyville's newer salary games. the name combines "bio" or living, with the Olympics.  In this game, you "train" your animals to see how fast they can run, how fast they can swim, and how hard they can bite, and then you compete with other animals in the BIOlympics.

First, you will need to "train" your animals. To do this, you will need to find the right components in their "biomechanics" that allow them to bite, swim, or run, like they do. Follow the hints, and move the sliders slowly until you find the correct answers, and then click "validate". For every two check marks you receive in your training log, you will earn one clam of salary.

When playing BIOlympics, you will have a random selection of animals to choose from, but you can use this guide to help figure out which is the best animal to choose for each competition.

Animals With Strongest Bite:

1. T-Rex (Bite force: 12,025 n.)
2. Great White Shark (Bite force: 8,828.4 n.)
3. Dunkleosteus (Bite force: 6,187.7 n.)
4. Crocodile (Bite force: 5,415 n.)
5. Hyena (Bite force: 2,291.4 n.)
6. Gharial (Bite force: 1,770 n.)
7. Parrot (Macaw) (Bite force: 587.1 n.)
8. Cheetah (Bite force: 495 n.)
9. Sea Turtle (Bite force: 394.7 n.)
10. Horse (Bite force: 343. 7 n.)
11. Piranha (Bite force: 275.5 n.)
12. Triggerfish (Bite force: 274.7 n.)
13. Parrot Fish (Bite force: 259.2 n.)
14. Kangaroo (Bite force: 163.6 n.)
15. Barracuda (Bite force: 88.3 n.)
16. Dolphin (Bite force: 59.3 n.)
17. Pufferfish (Bite force: 54.4 n.)
18. Penguin (Bite force: 22.7 n.)
19. Gar (Bite force: 9.8 n.)
20. Roadrunner (Bite force: 6.3 n.)
21. Tuna (Bite force: 1.2 n.)

Animals With Fastest Bite:

1. Gar (Bite speed: 15.6 m/s)
2. Dolphin (Bite speed: 11.6 m/s)
3. Horse (Bite speed: 11.1 m/s)
4. Dunkleosteus and Gharial (Bite speed: 8.6 m/s)
5. T-Rex (Bite speed: 7.9 m/s)
6. Tuna (Bite speed: 6.4 m/s)
7. Great White Shark (Bite speed: 6 m/s)
8. Penguin (Bite speed: 5 m/s)
9. Kangaroo (Bite speed: 4.7 m/s)
10. Cheetah (Bite speed: 3.8 m/s)
11. Parrot Fish (Bite speed: 3.7 m/s)
12. Crocodile (Bite speed: 3.5 m/s)
13. Barracuda (Bite speed: 3.6 m/s)
14. Sea Turtle (Bite speed: 2.4 m/s)
15. Hyena (Bite speed: 2.3 m/s)
16. Roadrunner (Bite speed: 1.2 m/s)
17.  Pirahna, Parrot (Macaw), Triggerfish, and Pufferfish (Bite speed: 0.7 m/s)

Animals with Fastest Cruise Speed

1. Tuna (Cruise Speed: 19.2m/s)
2. Barracuda (Cruise Speed: 12.0 m/s)
3. Great White Shark (Cruise Speed: 11.1 m/s)
4. Penguin (Cruise Speed: 11 m/s)
5. Dolphin (Cruise Speed: 10.5 m/s)
6. Sea Turtle (Cruise Speed: 9.8 m/s)
7. Pirahna (Cruise Speed: 6 m/s)
8. Gar, Crocodile, and Gharial (Cruise Speed: 1 m/s)
9. Parrot Fish (Cruise Speed: 0.8 m/s)
10. Lion Fish, Triggerfish, and Pufferfish (Cruise Speed: 0.5 m/s)

Animals with Smallest Turn Radius (Can Make the Sharpest Turns)

1. Pirahna, Triggerfish, and Pufferfish (Turn Radius: 0.1 m)
2. Lion Fish (Turn Radius: 0.3 m)
3. Parrot Fish (Turn Radius: 0.5 m)
4. Barracuda (Turn Radius: 1 m)
5. Gar, Crocodile and Gharial (Turn Radius: 1.5 m)
6. Penguin and Tuna (Turn Radius 2.0 m)
7. Sea Turtle (Turn Radius: 3 m)
8. Dolphin (Turn Radius: 6 m)
9. Great White Shark (Turn Radius: 8 m)

Animals Who Can Run the Fastest

1. Cheetah (Run Speed: 24.3 m/s)
2. Hyena (Run Speed: 16.1 m/s)
3. Hare (Run Speed: 16 m/s)
4. Kangaroo (Run Speed: 14.1 m/s)
5. Crocodile (Run Speed: 10.2 m/s)
6. Horse (Run Speed: 8.9 m/s)
7. Roadrunner (Run Speed: 7.9 m/s)
8. T-Rex (Run Speed: 6.6 m/s)

Animals With the Most Endurance (Can Run the Longest Before Tiring)

1. Roadrunner (5.7 minutes)
2. Horse and T-Rex (5 minutes)
3. Crocodile (4.4 minutes)
4. Kangaroo (3.2 minutes)
5. Hare and Hyena (2.8 minutes)
6. Cheetah (1.9 minutes)

Animals with Biggest Run Ratio (Fastest Speed Relevant to Size)

1. Hare (26.7 meters x Length/second)
2.Cheetah (16.2 meters x Length/second)
3. Roadrunner (13.2 meters x Length/second)
4. Hyena (10.2 meters x Length/second)
5. Kangaroo (9.4 meters x Length/second)
6. Horse (3.6 meters x Length/second)
7. Crocodile (2.6 meters x Length/second)
8. T-Rex (0.5 meters x Length/second)

For an average of 30 clams per game, in my humble opinion, this game is not worth it. Go ahead and train to get those precious 21 clams of salary, and maybe try your hand at it during the Triple the Clams days, but there are funner and more high-paying games out there.

Monday, March 9, 2015

2015 Whyville Times Awards Nominees and Winners

Unfortunately, I was not able to attend the Times Awards this year, but here are the nominees and winners (the winners will be bolded in blue).Congrats to all, and good luck next year!

Article of The Year

Wearing the Hijab by Honeybbz9
My Chicken and I by MadamTaz
Our Reality by N00RA
Naked Mole Rats: The Forerunner of Cancer Treatment by Bibi4evr
Accidental Experiment: Friendless and Social Media by booksRus
Women in Science: What's the Issue? by Pamelia
Inside the Internship by Jillith
The Blood Moon's Journey by Kittieme
A Meaningless Puzzle Peace by 0chenz0
Staying A Healthy Weight for Guys by Zebranerd

Contribution to the Times

autumnlov
Bibi4evr
Honeybbz9
Jillith
Kittieme
MeBeLizzi
ocean10kv

Science Chicago Award

The Forer Effect by Delp
Water: Too Little of Much by Bibi4evr
The Great Pacific Garbage Patch by iSprig
Women in Science: What's the Issue? by Pamelia
Trouble with Colors by Jillith

Interview of the Year


Welcome to the New Year by DahCutie
Bagged Milk: Udderly Debatable by Xoxkitkat and Bibi4evr
Is That Seriously on TV? by Jts2000
Introspective Challenge by Bibi4evr
Yay or Nay? by Business4

Review of the Year

Nickelodeon Versus Disney Channel by hashtagno
A Growing Collection: Baby by redhottay
Series Review: The Mortal Instruments by Xoxkitkat
Book Review: Outliers by Malcom Gladwell by Jojokjk2
Delirium by MeBeLizzi

Help Article of the Year

Loving Your Body by Delp
Senior Survival Guide by Bibi4evr
How to Make a Resume by MeBeLizzi
DIY: Disney Costumes by DahCutie
My Drawing Process by ocean10kv

The Poetry Prize

Raindrops by EcoGeek
Love Finds You by Xoxkitkat
The Beauty of Islam by Honeybbz9
Be Alright by Jillith
Measurements by Zebranerd
Oak Tree by Rex13
Three Words by MeBeLizzi
Let Go by autumnlov
422 Days by Kittieme
Live Without any Regrets by holiday50

The Prose Prize

Torn Between War by saku3
The Short-Lived Life of Lennly Slaight by redhottay
Once Upon a Star by autumnlov
He Plead Guilty on All Accounts by Kittieme
Of Paupers and Angels by bopitybop

Art Achievement

Snow Leopard by sctupelo
Down With Webster by ocean10kv
Lana Del Ray by redhottay
2Pac by karma1013
Orangutan by Band7Geek
Prairie Girl by Barbie94
Solarized Lennon by nico511
Mother Nature by 1twilover
Depth of Field by 7stars
Baking with Kirsten: Sugar Work by kmg333

Fashion Article of the Year

Nailed It! by Xoxkitkat
Indian Clothes: A Look Into My Closet by Bibi4evr
Make Me Over by Honeybbz9
Easy and Affordable Red Lip Tutorial by Mangorox
The Classy French Twist by MadamTaz
Widening and Brightening Eyes by Delp

And just for fun, here are the users and how many times they were nominated, which is an accomplishment in itself.

Honeybbz9: Nominated 4 times
MadamTaz: Nominated 2 times
Bibi4evr: Nominated 7 times, won 5 times. She is also the winner of the Contribution to the Times Awards
Pamelia: Nominated 2 times
Jillith: Nominated 4 times, won once
Kittieme: Nominated 4 times, won 2 times
Zebranerd: Nominated 2 times
autumnlov: Nominated 3 times, won once
MeBeLizzi: Nominated 4 times, won once
ocean10kv: Nominated 3 times, won once
Delp: Nominated 3 times, won once
DahCutie: Nominated 2 times
Xoxkitkat: Nominated 4 times, won once
redhottay: Nominated 3 times



Thursday, February 19, 2015

Types of BBSers

*DISCLAIMER* This is a humorous post meant to be taken as a joke. If I offend anyone, well, I don't care.

The Whyville BBS is a diverse community with people of different ages, ethnicities, and personalities. At any given time, there is probably at least one of each of these types on the BBS.

The Newbie

The Newbie is new to Whyville and/or the BBS. Sometimes, but not always, their writing will be atrocious. They can often be seen with the Welcome Wagon (see below).

The Welcome Wagon

The Welcome Wagon is overly nice, so super sweet they drool maple syrup, and they will never say mean words to anyone. They are the first to welcome new BBSers and befriend them. They wish everyone a Happy Birthday and congratulate everyone for everything.

The Humble Bragger

The Humble Bragger likes to show off their achievements whenever possible, whether it be their clam count, their fitness level, how many instruments they can play, how many languages they can speak, or just how damn awesome they are. They most likely have rich parents.  If you accuse them of bragging, they will get offended.

The Oldbies

The Oldbies have been on the BBS before it was even the BBS, before that little red pin icon was at the top of the screen, when you could only post on The Human Body. They were here from the start, and will stay to the end. They probably have high post counts but this is not always true. Respect them.

The Trolls

Trolls can be either funny or annoying. Trolling is an art that not all can master. Trolls feed off of the energy of the people they offend.  Trolls can be seen changing the subject, making light of a serious subject, and just being random.

The Spammer

The Spammer spams. They post on every thread, whether it's relevant or not, they will often multiple post or quote others for the sake of getting their post count up. You can see their name as "last posted" straight down the board. No one likes a Spammer.

The Nasties

The Nasties commonly talk about gross things and TMI subjects. Whether they post about pooping or peeing standing up, there is always at least one of them.

The Buyers and Sellers

The Buyers and Sellers frequent the "All About Face Parts" and "For Sale/Wanted" subtopics. There's a good chance that's the only place they post.

The Train Wreck

Train Wrecks are complicated. You want to believe them, but you also want to smack them. After their boyfriend broke up with them, their cat died, they fell out of a tree and broke their arm, their mother came down with cancer, all the while dealing with depression, anxiety, bipolar disorder, schizophrenia, social anxiety, arachnophobia, and bronchitis. They often post about their woes in Emotions and Coping, If you call them out for lying, they will get very upset.

The BFF's

The BFF's always post about how much they platonicly love each other. They wish each other Happy Birthday and make a big deal out of it, and they congratulate each other on their post counts. They talk about inside jokes that no one else gets. They punctuate their sentences with <3. The BFF's probably annoy everyone else.

The Grammar Nazi

The Grammar Nazi corrects every grammar or spelling mistake they can find. The quote button is their best friend. They look down upon those who interchange "their", "there", and "they're". We all have a little Grammar Nazi in us, but correcting everyone can get really annoying.

Did I miss anything? If so, let me know in the comments!

Tuesday, January 6, 2015

Meet the Makers Tonight!

Another Meet the Makers will be going on tonight at Club Why at 3 PM WhyTime! Meet the City Workers, voice your comments and concerns, ask questions, and suggest new ideas at the meeting. Unfortunately, I won't be able to make it because I have work tonight, but I hope those who are able to attend will enjoy it!


Wednesday, December 31, 2014

BIOlympics Triple the Clams Days!

Let's end this year and start the new year off with TWO TRIPLE THE CLAMS days! Today and tomorrow, earn TRIPLE THE CLAMS when you compete in the BIOLympics games.

BIOlympics Tutorial coming soon!

Tuesday, December 30, 2014

WhyPets: Are They Worth It?

Sure they're cute and playful. And yeah, there's bragging rights. But are WhyPets really worth the cost?

A Whypet costs 600 pearls, and you get 30 days worth of food included in the price. If you want, you can also buy accessories to dress up your pets, or treats to aid in training them.

You can customize your whypet's shape, colour, eyes, and mouth. You can add ears, wings, arms, horns, tails, or even tentacles!

The Create Your Pet page has similiar features as the new Pick Your Nose, such as move forward and backward, and clear.

How to Train Your Pets

When in a chatroom, type "summon pet" or "summon pet (name)" if you have more than one.

You can train your pet to blink, yawn, run, cry, dance, sleep, fetch, dig, and be happy.

To train your pet, make sure your pet is in the room and type "pet (command)". For example, "pet fetch". Reward your pet with a treat by typing "pet treat" or "(name of pet) treat" if there is more than one of your pets in the room. Eventually, they will have learned the command.

One cool thing you can train your whypet to do is dig. Just don't let your pet dig up CityHall's yard! Once you train your pet to dig, they can dig up projectiles, clams, scion decal vouchers, or even sometimes pearls! To retrieve the item, simply move your avatar over your pet and the prize. If you don't claim it, your pet will drop it, and it's anyone's game.

Now hold on to your horses, that's all fine and well, until you realize that projectiles are worth almost nothing. They're a clam a dozen these days, and most likely they're clogging up your satchel. Scion decal vouchers? Who uses those anymore? (Also probably clogging up your satchel). "But wait!", you say. "You said clams and pearls, right?" That's right I did, but this does not happen often, and when it does, it's only 1 clam or 1 pearl (at least what I've seen). So don't think buying a pet will pay for itself eventually.

Let's not forget, if you want to train your pet/s to dig, you're gonna need to buy pet treats also (which cost pearls), and then you're going to want to accessorize your pets so they can be as fab as you (which costs more pearls).

Are they worth it?

Pets cost you a lot of pearls, and trust me, they get boring after a while. To answer the question, "Are Whypets worth the cost?", I would have to say no. There are better things to spend your pearls on (like face factory vouchers).

Here are my three pets, the pink one is Lucy, the green is Rocky, and the purple is Trouble. Rocky is dancing in this picture (and jelloroks is clearly not amused).


Sunday, December 28, 2014

A Guide to the BBS: BBSer's Spill All!

If you have not already, I recommend reading part one of A Guide to the BBS here.

Today, Whyville Insider interviews BBSer's to get their opinions on BBS happenings. I would like to thank MadamTaz, natnat10, XkaylaX5, HotTrent1 and ooooopppp for taking the time to be interviewed.

When did you start BBSing?

MadamTaz: I started BBSing in 2012, when I was eleven.

natnat10:  I don't really have a good guestimate, but I would say 2008-2009. There are only a few BBSers who still regularly log on from when I first started. When I first started BBSing, there was only one "hidden" section for the few of us who discovered it. We only posted on human body, no matter what the topic was.

XkaylaX5: 2012. Gah, the glory days

HotTrent1: I discovered the wonderful world of the BBS in 2011 when my friend showed me.

ooooopppp: I started being the best pest in the BBS in late 2006 or early 2007, but I don't think anybody noticed until a few years later, lol.

What's your favourite section to post on?

MadamTaz: My favourite section would probably be Life in Whyville. There's a range of posts and they're the most relevant to me.

natnat10:  There are always fun topics in the Human Body section. My other favorites are School, Life in Whyville/Other topics, Music, Beauty & Fashion, and Emotions and Coping.

XkaylaX5: For Sale/Wanted, Emotions and Coping, and the Human Body.

HotTrent1: My favorite section to post in is Life in Whyville. I have no favorite subsection. The section [Life inWhyville] opens up to business that can lead to millions of clams. Life in Whyville can also help people communicate about random topics.

ooooopppp: That depends; if I'm in character, I don't care what section it is, I'm just happy to derail any thread. Out of character, I actually enjoy discussing current events! Though no one can take me serious when I'm trying to make a real point, lol.

What are your biggest BBS pet-peeves?

MadamTaz: I really hate it when people do not even make an effort to use grammar. Yes, I know, call me pretentious, but it really irks me when people disregard basic grammar rules. Full stops and capital letters are REALLY basic skills, we should be able to use it. Seeing abused apostrophes makes me sad.

natnat10:  Sometimes I disagree with others' opinions, but arguments in interesting topics are my favorite.
Also, I despise the For Sale/Wanted section being more popular than the Life in Whyville and Other Topics subsections.

XkaylaX5: Jesus, posting unnecessary things, trolling (bad trolling), rude posts. Also re-bumping buying threads, like, you're not gonna get that.

HotTrent1: One pet peeve of mine has to be the trolls.They can be funny, but they're mostly annoying people. Something else that bothers me is when people lie constantly to seek attention. I also don't like it when people post in the wrong section. It's fine if it's something understandable that the thread is in the wrong section, it's annoying.

ooooopppp: The only thing that bothers me is that there aren't as many users on the BBS as there were years ago, or on any part of Whyville at all. So it's kind of boring now.

What's your opinion on trolling? Do you have a favourite or least favourite troll? Do you feed the trolls?

MadamTaz: I think trolling is okay when it's appropriate. I don't like trolls who make too many suggestive comments or post things which degrade others. It's not necessary and they should have better things to do. Trolls can liven up the BBS, so I think it's like "everything in moderation", in both senses of the word. My favourite troll would be Springtan; I'd laugh a lot at her posts. She had this thread about microwaving ants and the way that other BBS users responded had me in stitches. I don't feed the trolls because I can never think of anything witty.

natnat10: Well, usually when "trolls" post, I reply with a sarcastic or rude comment when in reality I find them hilarious.

XkaylaX5: ooooopppp is funny, but just a tad too funny. CAIR0 isn't a troll, but he's so funny. I don't think I feed them, but if it's funny, I'll reply.

HotTrent1: I should've read all the questions before I started answering. Oh well! Anyway, I think that they can be funny, but more often, they're annoying. Lemme put it like this: they're fun when there's nothing going on. My favorite troll is the Banjomann guy; he's decent. At first, I did feed the trolls, but I've learned to ignore it.

ooooopppp: I think it's funny that you ask me this question. Haha. No, I don't have a favorite or least favorite troll, and I do feed some of them; they keep things interesting.

Do you have any advice for new BBSer's?

MadamTaz: My advice would be to not throw a party for yourself and spam it all over the BBS. I did that when I first joined, and I swear most of the users hated me for months after. Also, try to use your grammar and punctuation to the best of your abilities. Think before you post; once it's out there, it's out there forever! 

natnat10:  Don't try too hard; everyone here is pretty welcoming and you can get used to the environment easily. The majority of us are accepting, and quite interesting people to get to know. Be friendly and you'll be loved.

XkaylaX5: Just don't be too needy or questioning. Just be yourself. Hit up the pinned posts, they're usually important and full of awesome information.

HotTrent1: My advice to newcomers: try not to be annoying. Be free to ask questions and everything, but try to get the grasp of everything before you go around and say something you'll "regret". Your first impression will stay, so make it good!

ooooopppp: Don't be intimidated by anybody. Don't let the bullies, or the trolls, or the rude/snobby oldbies bother you. Be active on the BBS and post often, start threads of your own and voice your opinions of things but be respectful of other people and their opinions, and everything will work out fine.

Well, I definitely got some interesting answers. Great minds think alike it seems. Until next time! Happy posting!

Saturday, December 27, 2014

A Guide to the BBS

In the past few years, the BBS's popularity has skyrocketed. New categories have been added, and new Whyvillians have joined in the conversation. Here's what you need to know about the BBS, and how to be a good BBSer.

The BBS stands for Bulletin Board System. It's basically a forums board where you can discuss a myriad of topics with other whyvillians. Whyville's BBS is commonly used to debate, critique Times articles, buy and sell faceparts, talk about events in Whyville, ask questions, and more.

First of all, before you start BBSing, real the rules and guidelines here.

Now, those are just Whyville's rules. There are some unwritten rules of the BBS that you should know about too.

1. Please, please, PLEASE use proper spelling and grammar. Wen u tipe lyk ur 5 years old u aint gonna B very likalbe. We understand typos, and the occasional text speak is okay, but remember, you have brain cells, don't talk like you don't.

2. Don't overdo it with bold, underlining, colours, and punctuation marks!!!!1!!1 No one will take you seriously.

3. NEVER type in a light colour. (Examples of this: Cyan, yellow, etc.) You're hurting our eyes.

4. If you're gonna troll, at least be a good troll

5. Don't overuse emoticons.

6. Don't spam.

7. Don't bump your threads every five seconds.

8. Don't abuse the report tool. Don't try "deleting" someone's post, just because you don't like them. Most likely, their post will be put back up and you will be punished.

9. Know what section to put your topic in. A big example of this is the Current Events section.

Things That DO Go in the Current Events Section
  • Nationwide or worldwide events (natural disasters, war, politics, etc.)
  • Current REAL WORLD events that have an impact on many people
Things That DO NOT Go in the Current Events Section
  • Birthday announcements
  • Whyville announcements (there's an "announcements" thread in the section 'Ask the City Workers')
  • Your local news
  • Celebrity gossip
  • Anything that fits into the "Life in Whyville" category
  • "My (relative)(friend)(etc.) passed away"
  • "i pooped"/any kind of trolling
Everything has it's place on the BBS, and if you commonly misplace your threads, people will begin to resent you.

10. Don't bring up old threads. As a rule of thumb, if it's irrelevant (an old Whyville announcement, a not-so-current event, etc.), if the last post on it was made 3+ months ago, or it's not on the first page, don't bring it back up.

and finally

11. Be kind to one another! (Wait, did I just steal Ellen's catchphrase? Whoops. Oh well, she won't mind).

In general, BBSer's are kind and accepting of newbies. If you follow the status-quo, you'll be joining in on the discussion in no time! Happy posting!